Title: The Bearded Child
Author:![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
jessobsess
Summary: "What – Brendon -- are you saying you don't like my hair?!"
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon
Warnings: Very, very vague sexual situations
Disclaimer: I do not own Panic at the Disco, Ryan’s haircut, or the scissors that brought said haircut to life.
Author’s Note: A short drabble. Just me having a little fun at Ryan’s hair’s expense.
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Ryan gets his hair cut.
It takes him about a week to notice, but he eventually realizes that Brendon starts fucking him with his eyes closed.
"Why don’t you look at me anymore when we're, y’know?" he asks one day afterwards, turning towards Brendon next to him.
"Don’t I? I didn’t know it was a big deal." Brendon doesn’t look at him when he says it, either. Ryan scowls, pulls his boxers back on, and turns onto his other side.
Next time, he decides, he’ll ask during so Brendon won’t even have the sense of mind not to answer.
--
"Hey," Ryan pants. "Open your eyes."
Brendon grunts, "No."
Ryan throws his head back, wincing as it bangs into the headboard. "God dammit, Brendon. Why won’t you - ah - just look at me?" He squeezes his legs around Brendon’s back, hard, and Brendon stills inside him, coming with a shudder.
A few minutes later, Brendon says sorrowfully, "If I look at you, I feel like I’m fucking a five-year-old."
"What? Why?" Ryan asks, confused.
Brendon looks at him like he’s an idiot. "Because you look like a five-year-old with that haircut!"
Ryan stares at him with wide, hurt eyes. "I do not! I look sexy!"
"Yeah, for a five-year-old."
Ryan splutters, "What – Brendon – are you saying you don’t like my hair?!"
Brendon pauses for a moment before saying hesitantly, "Yes?"
Ryan punches him in the thigh.
"Ow, god! It’s not my fault you have the face of a child!"
"I’m stubbly now, how could I possibly have the face of a child?!"
"Maybe you’re some kind of circus kid! The Bearded Child. You’d make loads of money."
"Oh, shut up," Ryan scoffs, crossing his arms over his naked chest. A minute later, he says, "You didn’t like to look at me back in my Ryhawk days, either."
"Yeah, well," Brendon glances at him with a smirk, "that’s because you looked like a girl, then."
It takes a minute, but Ryan laughs eventually, not least at how disgusted Brendon sounds at the thought of girls. It’s like he’s still in his cooties stage.
Ryan takes a look at himself in the mirror, later, and thinks, hey, I look at least eight.
Still, he decides to grow out his hair. It takes a while, long enough for his hair to get curlier and longer, like it was when he wore his headbands, but Brendon starts opening his eyes again.
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THE END!
Okay, so that was short and stupid and lame, but I kinda liked it. It wasn’t meant to be serious in any way, of course, and I wrote it in 10 minutes. So, hope a few of you got some enjoyment out of it, at least. <3 I might not even post this on SATD since it’s not beta-ed, but if they post it... well, then obviously it will have been posted. O_o Don’t ask me what the point of telling you that was.
EDIT: Okay, this has now been beta-ed by the lovely xxrydenislovexx, and I got her username wrong on SATD because we had just been chatting on Twitter and her username on there is xharlequingirlx. Sorry! Awgh, I'm a total spaz today. -smacks self-
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Okay...now offs to my coffin to sleep off the sunshine! LOVE U 1/3 FEARSOME THREESOME!
You have fun in your coffin, love!
Oh, and PS: Just bought two Cobra Starship tickets! =DDD x 1,000,000! They were 20 bucks each, hell yeah!
If I'm not old enough to get into the venue I'm gonna die. xD
Ok there needs to be a comma after 'on' in the "pulls his boxers back on, and" like so :]
"Hey," Ryan pants, "open your eyes." but it could stay how it is if you meant for hey and open your eyes to be separate sentences i wasnt quite sure xD
"I'm stubbly now. How could I possibly have the face of a child?!"
You dont need a comma in the "Brendon pauses for a moment before saying hesitantly"
Yeah, well," Brendon glances at him with a smirk,"that's because you looked like a girl, then."
Im confused about what "not least at how disgusted" i didnt really understand what that meant lol
Later on, Ryan looks at himself in the mirror and thinks, Hey, I look at least eight.
It takes a while for it to grow curlier and longer, like it was when he wore his headbands, but Brendon starts opening his eyes again.
Okkk this was interesting and long to do on my ipod (i was too lazy to turn on my compooper xD) but tada! I hope i did ok :p
Ps. RYAN'S GIANT PEEEEEEN!
<x3
Woo, thank you so much for beta-ing! And yeah, the "Hey," thing was supposed to be a sentence, just because I usually don't say "Hey, what's up?" in real life. I usually go "Hey. What's up?" because I'm strange like that. =P
<333333 I'll make the changes now!
PEEN PEEN PEEN! I LUFFS HIS BULGY BULGING PEEN!
Eh-hem. Yes.
Thank you, dahling. <333
This was great, wish it was a bit longer though..
"Maybe you’re some kind of circus kid! The Bearded Child. You’d make loads of money."
You owe me a new ass because i seemed to have laughed it off.
-Gives cookies-
xoxo
Yeah, it was just a tiny little ficlet that I did at 4 AM while waiting for Cobra presale tickets to go on sale! So that's all there is, sorry. =[
LOL. I will pay for your new ass, I do apologize for this unfortunate event. =P
<333 Thank you!
You could totally get a degree in Ryan Ross Hairology. I BELIEVE IN YOU!
i wonder where i can get this magical degree :)
Dude, I should totally write a wizard!Panic AU, now. xD
you should haha you could make brendon really clumsy or somthing :)
LOLOLOL I LOVE YOU KTHXBAI.
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<33333 MWAH!
Writing a fic that just makes fun of Ryan the whole way through, I would only do that for j00. xP
haha! sucks to be Ryan xD...so what? Brendon would fuck a five-year-old if he looked like Ryan? cause ewww Brendon (yeah and that all just sounds horrible, i know ;P)
"I’m stubbly now, how could I possibly have the face of a child?!"
haha, I can imagine Ryan's pout when he say's he's stubbly, I want to hear Ryan say that word, idk the word sounds funny and if Ryan says it I'd laugh haha
And this story was not stupid and lame! It was awesome ;) I loved it haha ;))))
If I ever meet Ryan I'll be sure to ask him to say "stubbly." I do it for youuuuuu.
LMAO, thank you bb. I am vair reassured about the non-lameness. ;)
this was kawaii(:
when i saw the title i wanted to start laughing
cause i knew brendon would say something about it.
the endin was stright to the poin
but the story was about him with shortshort hair
so its alright.
Haha, does the title seem like something Bden would say? xD
Yup! The ending was pretty straight and to-the-point, unlike Ryan. Well, the straight part, at least. ;)
<3!
Despite this story, I actually do think Ryan looks cute with pretty much any haircut. I even think he's shmexy when he's a lesbian! =]
I thought the lesbian look was Spencer's job...? Or do you mean when they were babies and Ry had hair down to his chin?
Spencer is a bitchy bitchy lesbian, that's true. ;) But Ryan has had some lesbian moments too, like when he and Jon are playing guitar under the tree in Live in Chicago. xD And in the last picture in the little pamphlet thingie that comes with Live in Chicago. =P
There are baby pictures of them?! =O
Well, not "baby" pictures, but when they were first starting out?
I really liked the Ryhawk times, so I'll have to disagree with Bden on that one... I would never ever ever close my eyes to that.
Oh god, me neither. I don't think it'd be possible for me to close my eyes. xP It's not a big secret, but I would still do Ryan if he looked like a girl. Hell, I'd probably still do girl!Ryan either way. =P
<333
i lofe you XD XD
And I'm glad you're baaaaaack! <3
it's funny because i really really hate ryan's haircut for in Pretty.Odd.
but i always LOVED the Ryhawk.
and i'm pretty sure that i've thought to myself, "i really hate ryan's new haircut. he looks like a little kid."
lmao.
this was very enjoyable.
xD
<3
I will admit that this one does make him look VERY young. But in an "AWWWWW I WANT TO SNUGGLE HIM!" way. xD
Thanks so much, bb! <333
ahahahahah.
i think that's enough.
(i liked how it could hear brendon shudder when he said girl... hehe)
Haha, I'm sure Brendon doesn't REALLY think girls are gross. ;) But it worked.
OH! I have to thank you again for giving me the idea of the author!Ryan and fanboy!Brendon AU, cuz I just got prompted the other day to do a third part. I wrote it already, I'll probably post it within the next couple of days. =]
<333!
well there can never be too many twitfics, definitely there can never be too many bitchy!author!ryan stories... or fanboy!brendon stories!!!!!!!1
I can't wait to see it come up!.
<3333333333 much love!
I loved reading this. It's cute.
Thank you! I'm glad you thought so. <3
MAHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD.
Ryan DOES look like a little five year old with short hair and like a girl with long hair.
He has NO escaping. T_T
cutecutecutecutecutecute *-------------------*
that was the cutest thing.